House of the Dead is the Worst Zombie Film Ever Made

 

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When I first heard that there was a House of the Dead film, I was intrigued…in ‘knowing that this movie was going to suck way.’ I did not expect the movie to suck this bad. 

I don’t normally say this about horror films, but when I say this film sucks, it really sucks. I think this might be the worst zombie film ever made. 

Here are several reasons why this film sucks:

  1. The film wasted its potential of having zombies on an island. 

I couldn’t believe how wasted this concept was. Can you imagine a zombie movie taking place on an island? The chances of survival would be quite low, and the characters would do whatever it took to escape. Man, I was so upset with what this film could have been!

2. The majority of the characters are dumb. 

I know that every horror film needs that dumb dude or chick, but most of the cast fall into this category. I think maybe two of them had a good head on their shoulders, but the rest of the characters…just why???

3. The fighting scenes are poorly edited. 

I couldn’t believe how bad the fight scenes were. You would think that a zombie film would mostly focus on a raw editing choice with the camerawork throughout the film, but instead we got get the characters fighting in slow motion in plenty of shots. It was plain dumb. 

4. The villain’s motivation for starting the zombie outbreak made me burst out laughing. 

I’m not exaggerating when I say this, one of the main characters asked the main zombie leader why he started the zombie outbreak to become immortal. This is what the zombie leader tells him:

“To live forever.”

What???

What kind of dialogue is that??? The main character literally asked you that question bro!!! 
I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw this scene. Why would the writers even write that line of dialogue in this movie???

There are a lot more scenes to go over, but I think these four reasons are enough to describe how bad this movie was. I will probably go over this movie one day as a full movie review so that we horror fans could have a good laugh. 


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I would only recommend House of the Dead if you feel like watching a boring zombie movie that will make you laugh multiple times. 


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